One more beer to get me drunk. Can I do it?
Yes I can.
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
hiding in my room because my mom’s friend’s daughter is coming over and she’s really pretty and makes me feel inadequate by just existing.